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753 days ago 0 comments Categories: Animals  Tags: tiger 

What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!

753 days ago 0 comments Categories: Animals  Tags: fish 
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?" P...
753 days ago 0 comments Categories: Computers  Tags: virus 
DANGER: new viruses discovered!: Congressional Virus v 2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything. Tipper Gore Virus : When you atte...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Lawyer  Tags: lawyers 
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accoun...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Lawyer  Tags: lawyers 
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am wi...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Lawyer  Tags: lawyers 
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's s...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Lawyer  Tags: lawyers 
Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Lawyer  Tags: lawyers 
YOU know you need a Different Lawyer when ......   * You met him in prison.   * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.   * He tells you that his last good case was a Budw...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
  A couple was on their honeymoon, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to her husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."   The husband replies, "That's no big...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
  Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball. "Don't you have at least one other golf ball?" he asked. The other guy r...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about thre...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
  1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.   3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is ...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
  Boats only need their fluids changed every year. Boats curves never sag. Boats last longer. Boats don't get pregnant. You can ride a Boat any time of the month. Boats don't have parents. Boat...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
  Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
  An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The Amer...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked,...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both R...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here." "You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk." "Listen, pal," says the barte...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsma...
757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 

Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says, "Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series."

757 days ago 0 comments Categories: Sports  Tags: athletic 
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point ...
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